Too Old for Drama, Young Enough for Bad Ideas Tee — Funny Retro Sloth Graphic T-Shirt
Product Type: Tee
Theme/Features: Retro humor illustration; vintage color palette; bold slogan; toasted, textured print; playful adult camaraderie
Target Audience: Laid-back adults who enjoy nostalgic, humorous designs — friends who plan silly nights out, campers and road-trippers, people who like statement tees with personality
Occasions: Casual hangouts, campfire nights, weekend road trips, birthday gatherings, casual meetups or game nights
Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — breathable, durable medium-weight fabric
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for smoother fit and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape — keeps shape and prevents stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main art — crisp, detailed print with textured vintage look
- OEKO-TEX® certified + 2-year EU warranty — tested for safety and lasting quality
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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